Wednesday, September 19, 2007

They met at the building's trash area.  Each holding their bag of garbage.  It was the first time they spoke to each other.

-Good morning...
-Good morning.
-You live in 610, right?
-And you're 612.
-Yup...
-We haven't met formally...
-I know...
-I'm sorry for the indiscretion, but I have seen your garbage..
-My what?
-Your garbage.
-Oh...
-I noticed there is always very little of it.  You must have a small family...
-It's just me, actually.
-Mmm.  I also noticed a lot of cans.
-Yeah, I tend to make my own food.  And since I don't really cook...
-I see.
-Pardon my indiscretion as well, but I have noticed leftovers in your garbage.  Onions, that kind of thing...
-It's that I love cooking.  Making different meals.  But since I live alone, there usually leftovers...
-Ma'am, you don't... you don't have a family?
-I do, but not here.
-In Espirito Santo.
-How'd you know?
-I've seen envelopes in your trash.  From Espirito Santo.
-Yeah.  My mom writes me every week. 
-Is she a teacher?
-That's amazing!  How'd you guess?
-Her calligraphy.  She writes like a teacher.
-You don't get many letters.  I never see any in your trash. 
-Yeah...
-The other day there was a crumpled telegram.
-Yes.
-Bad news?
-My father died.
-I'm so sorry.
-He was very old.  Down south.  We hadn't seen each other in ages.
-Is that why you started smoking again?
-How'd you know?
-Crumpled cigarette packs in your garbage.
-It's true.  But I managed to quit again.
-I have never smoked, thank God.
-I know.  But I have seen bottles of pills in your trash.
-Tranquilizers.  It was a phase.  That's done now.
-You fought with a boyfriend, right?
-Did you find that out because of my garbage?
-First the bouquet of flowers, card and all, thrown out.  Then all the tissues.
-I cried so much.  That's over now too.
-But there were some tissues today.
-Runny nose.
-I see.
-I see lots of crosswords in your garbage.
-Well.  Yes.  I stay home a lot.  Don't go out much.  You know how it is.
-Girlfriend?
-No.
-But there was a picture in your garbage a few days ago.  She was cute.
-I was cleaning out drawers.  Ancient stuff.
-You didn't rip it up, though.  That means that, deep down, you want her to come back.
-Now you're analyzing my garbage!
-I can't deny it... I did find your garbage interesting.
-Funny.  When I saw your garbage I decided that I'd like to meet you.  I think it was the poetry.
-No!  You saw my poems?!
-I did.  And I liked them a lot.
-But they're so bad!
-If you really thought they were bad, you would have ripped them.  They were folded.
-If I knew you were going to read them...
-I didn't keep them because, well, that would be stealing.  Although: they were in the trash.  Is something in the trash still that person's property?
-I don't think so.  Garbage is in the public domain.
-You're right.  Through garbage the private becomes public.  What is leftover from our private lives joins other people's leftovers.  Garbage is community.  It's the most social part of us.  Is that it?
-Well, I think that's a bit of a stretch.  I guess...
-Yesterday, in your garbage...
-What?
-Was I wrong, or did I see shrimp shells?
-You are correct.
-I love shrimp.
-I de-shelled them, but haven't made them yet.  Maybe we could...
-Have dinner?
-Yeah...
-I don't want to impose.
-It's no trouble at all.
-I'll get your kitchen dirty.
-No problem.  We'll clean it up and throw out what's leftover in the garbage.
-Yours or mine?

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