Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
0 comments Tuesday, September 4, 2007

The middle class is a strange land.

Mirtes couldn't stand it anymore, so she told Lurdes.
-Your husband was seen going into a motel.
Lurdes' jaw dropped and her eyes widened. She sat there, like a statue, for a minute, minute and a half. Then she asked for details. When? Where? With whom?
-Yesterday, at Discretissimu's.
-With whom? With whom?
-That I don't know.
-What do you mean? Was she tall? Skinny? Blonde? Did she have a limp?
-I don't know, Lu.
-Carlos Alberto will pay. Oh, he'll pay!
When Carlos Alberto came home, Lurdes told him she was leaving him. And why.
-What are you talking about, Lurdes? You know who the woman with me at the motel was. It was you.
-I know. I knew I shouldn't have agreed to go. Discretissimu's! The whole city is talking about it. Good thing no one recognized me.
-So...
-So I have to leave you. Don't you see. It's what all my friends expect me to do. I am not the kind of woman that gets cheated on and does nothing.
-But I didn't cheat on you! It was you! You were with me!
-But they don't know that!
-I can't believe this, Lurdes. You are going to ruin our marriage because of this? Because of some convention?
-Yes.
Later, when Lurdes was leaving the house, bags packed and everything, Carlos Alberto stopped her. He looked somber.
-I just got a phone call. It was Dico.
-What did he want?
-He was reluctant at first, but finally spit it out. He said that, as a friend, he had no choice.
-What?
-You were seen leaving Discretissimu's last night, with a man.
-You were that man!
-I know, but I was not identified.
-You didn't tell him it was you?
-What? So my friends will think I go to motels with my own wife?
-So?
-I am sorry Lurdes, but...
-What?
-I am going to have to shoot you.

0 comments Saturday, September 1, 2007

Nobody thought it was strange when, after twenty-five years of marriage, and after raising their children together, Dr. Pompeu's wife filed for divorce.  The reasons behind it were the usual for the time: she didn't want to be a housewife.  She wanted to live her own life, study psychology, have her own career.  Alright.  The scandal, evidence of lingering prejudices, really occurred when it was discovered that Dr. Pompeu had found a husband instead of a new wife.

-Who would've thunk it?  Dr. Pompeu.
His now ex-wife demanded an explanation. 
-Pompeu, have you lost your mind?
 -Why?
-All these years, I never thought you were... one of those.
-Those what?
-You know exactly what I mean.  A...
And she was quiet, because at that very moment Dr. Pompeu's husband came home.  A man only a few years older than he, salt and pepper hair, an air of respectability about him.  A businessman.
-Hello...said Dr. Pompeu's husband, a little embarrassed.
-Hi! said Dr. Pompeu, happily.
-Good evening, the woman said dryly.
-Dr. Pompeu's husband went to the bathroom to take his shower after hearing Dr. Pompeu say that dinner would be read any minute.  When the woman opened her mouth to speak again, Dr. Pompeu stopped her with a gesture.
-It's not what you think, he said.
-Not what I think, Pompeu.  What everybody thinks.
-We have an agreement.  I take care of the house for him.  I supervise the maid's work, I get groceries, do everything that needs to be done so that he will have a happy and organized domestic life.  In return, he supports me.  We have no sexual contact whatsoever, because we are not, as you so elegantly put it, one of those.
-But, Pompeu...
-I have no complaints.  My standard of living is much higher now.  He gives me everything I need.  Including, by the way, your alimony.  So nowadays I can do what I always dreamed.  I don't work, I don't worry about the bills, about the family's financial security, all the things men worry about.  And what's best, when I have to describe my profession I can say, "stay-at-home."
-But Pompeu!
-Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get dinner on the table.  After dinner he likes watching the Nightly News, and I wait for my soaps.  Take care.